But do shellbacks love her? Drunk. She’s drunk.

This one really speaks for itself. Thank you, God, for keeping me clean and sober. xoxo, BagheadSponsor

Possession of Cocaine… borrrrrrinnnnnnngggggg (mug shot)

Is it just me, or does she seem bored about being in possession of cocaine? Oh! Maybe that’s depression over being caught by the law! Now it’s making sense… Perhaps one of those 12 step meetings would inspire her… Thank you, God, for keeping me clean and sober. xoxo, BagheadSponsor

Drunk in Plant

When they say plant bed…. Oh, never mind. Thank you, God, for keeping me clean and sober. xoxo, BagheadSponsor   (photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/quimix/)

“9-1-1. What’s your emergency?” “….Uhhh… I need a ride to the bar.”

"What's your emergency?" "Uhhh.... I need a ride to the bar."

This guy called 911, claiming that people were shooting at him, and that he was bleeding from the ears. Turns out he just needed a ride to the bar. (Click here for more story!) Thank you, God, for keeping me clean and sober. xoxo, BagheadSponsor

Hard Working Man…

ahhhhh.....

It’s just nice, after a hard day’s work, to lay back and relax… in the median. Thank you, God, for keeping me clean and sober. xoxo, BagheadSponsor

Not Drunk a Bit, Sir… in 1904

"Well, if you must... Take my bloody picture."

You know what they say… innocent until proven guilty. And with that posture…. He could get off the hook!

Thank you, God, for keeping me clean and sober… xoxo, BagheadSponsor